I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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