only if we run a train.
done.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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