so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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