How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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