therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
