Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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