It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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