that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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