I'm so fucking centered right now
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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