It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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