I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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