Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
