physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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