so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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