is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
