I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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