Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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