I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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