Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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