she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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