Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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