i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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