We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just want nice things and good sex
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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