Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
