So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
