Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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