i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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