We won't sleep together?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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