He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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