It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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