when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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