lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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