I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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