Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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