It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
God, I missed his penis.
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