I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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