I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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