You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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