Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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