I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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