Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize
