Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
