If that was your dad, he is hot
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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