Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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