i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
As shirtless as possible
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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