Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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