he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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