Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize