areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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