the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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